{"product_id":"paper-mache-ham-leg","title":"Papier Mâché Raw Ham","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-huuid=\"12402823927385524424\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e9\" x 11\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-huuid=\"12402823927385524424\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted Papier Mâché\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Raw Ham.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"74\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"24\"\u003ePapier-Mâché Raw Ham\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"27\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"27\" data-end=\"74\"\u003e“The Uncured Delight of Questionable Origins”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"410\"\u003eBehold the \u003cstrong data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"120\"\u003ehandmade papier-mâché raw ham\u003c\/strong\u003e — a bulbous, blushing marvel of pulp and possibility, lovingly sculpted from \u003cstrong data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"277\"\u003eabandoned office memos, vintage romance novels, and the occasional tax form\u003c\/strong\u003e. With its plump, rounded form and suggestively marbled exterior, it’s less “ready to roast” and more “ready to confuse your guests.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"412\" data-end=\"673\"\u003ePainted in luscious shades of fleshy pink and streaked with whimsical faux-fat, this uncooked confection wears a \u003cstrong data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"542\"\u003emock bone nub\u003c\/strong\u003e (possibly a rolled-up bookmark) with the regal flair of a meat that knows it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"672\"\u003edeeply impractical yet artistically invaluable\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"925\"\u003eWhether you display it on a platter, hang it like prosciutto, or cradle it lovingly like a paper baby of protein and purpose, this ham is \u003cstrong data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"862\"\u003ethe ultimate in farm-to-table-to-fantasy fare\u003c\/strong\u003e. It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s remarkably low in sodium.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"993\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"993\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eUnsmoked. Uncured. Utterly unnecessary — and that’s the point.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Paper Butcher","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46150944129282,"sku":"MACHE-RAWHAM-001","price":350.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9443\/2770\/files\/EmptyName_96.jpg?v=1751435046","url":"https:\/\/thepaperbutcher.com\/products\/paper-mache-ham-leg","provider":"Le Boucher de Papier","version":"1.0","type":"link"}