{"product_id":"paper-mache-porterhouse-steak","title":"Papier Mâché Porterhouse Steak","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-huuid=\"12402823927385524424\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10\" x 7 3\/4\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-huuid=\"12402823927385524424\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted papier mâché\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Porterhouse Steak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"66\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"34\"\u003ePapier-Mâché Porterhouse Steak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"34\" data-end=\"37\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"37\" data-end=\"66\"\u003e“The Rare Medium Done Well”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"417\"\u003eBehold this majestic cut of pure pulp perfection — a \u003cstrong data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"164\"\u003ehandmade papier-mâché porterhouse steak\u003c\/strong\u003e, equal parts \u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"223\"\u003ewhimsy, wonder, and well-marbled mischief\u003c\/strong\u003e. Lovingly crafted from old grocery lists, failed poetry drafts, and the occasional unpaid bill, this prime cut boasts \u003cstrong data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"362\"\u003efibrous fat caps\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"416\"\u003egristle you can’t chew but will surely admire\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"768\"\u003ePainted in luscious hues of crimson, blush, and browned edges (with just a hint of artistic hubris), it rests proudly on its mock bone — a recycled chopstick that once stirred three kinds of instant ramen. Whether displayed on a plate or framed as absurdist cuisine, this steak says, “I’m medium-rare in temperament and entirely inedible by design.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"912\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for the vegetarian with a sense of humor or the carnivore who’s open to interpretation.\u003cbr data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eNo refrigeration required. Just imagination.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Paper Butcher","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46150762823938,"sku":"MACHE-PORTERHOUSE-001","price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9443\/2770\/files\/EmptyName_87.jpg?v=1751434163","url":"https:\/\/thepaperbutcher.com\/products\/paper-mache-porterhouse-steak","provider":"Le Boucher de Papier","version":"1.0","type":"link"}