{"product_id":"paper-mache-t-bone-steak","title":"Papier Mâché T-bone Steak","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-huuid=\"12402823927385524424\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10\" x 6 1\/2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-huuid=\"12402823927385524424\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted papier mâché\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e T-bone Steak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"66\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"29\"\u003ePapier-Mâché T-Bone Steak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"32\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"32\" data-end=\"66\"\u003e“Two Cuts, One Paper-Thin Dream”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"503\"\u003eFeast your eyes (and only your eyes) on this \u003cstrong data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"151\"\u003ehandmade papier-mâché T-bone steak\u003c\/strong\u003e — the glorious union of \u003cstrong data-start=\"176\" data-end=\"231\"\u003eimpractical sculpture and unapologetic meat mimicry\u003c\/strong\u003e. Lovingly formed from repurposed junk mail, forgotten to-do lists, and a few tear-stained pages from someone’s culinary memoir, it features the iconic T-shaped backbone that says: “Yes, I contain multitudes — tenderloin \u003cem data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"457\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e strip. And also a grocery receipt from 2022.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"726\"\u003ePainted in sumptuous shades of mahogany, maroon, and just a hint of imaginary grill marks, this artistic entrée flaunts its \u003cstrong data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"667\"\u003eanatomically questionable marbling\u003c\/strong\u003e with confidence and just a touch of existential confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eWhether mounted, plated, or dramatically unveiled at your next dinner party, it’s the perfect piece for the meat-lover with a soft spot for satire and a deep respect for pulp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"969\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"969\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eNo grill required. Just guts, glue, and glittering delusion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Paper Butcher","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46150793625858,"sku":"MACHE-TBONE-001","price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9443\/2770\/files\/EmptyName_74.jpg?v=1751437782","url":"https:\/\/thepaperbutcher.com\/products\/paper-mache-t-bone-steak","provider":"Le Boucher de Papier","version":"1.0","type":"link"}