Papier Mâché New York Strip Steak

9 1/2" x 5"

Handcrafted papier mâché Tri-Tip Steak.

Papier-Mâché New York Strip Steak
“The Big Apple’s Boldest Cut, Now in Paper Form”

Introducing the handmade papier-mâché New York Strip Steak — a sleek, swaggering slab of artful absurdity with all the confidence of a Wall Street banker and none of the cholesterol. Lovingly crafted from recycled subway maps, overcaffeinated to-go menus, and the faint scent of ambition, this cut means business — even if it’s entirely decorative.

Painted with rich mahogany browns and a flirtatious stripe of pink center, it features a delightfully arrogant fat cap, sculpted from glue-soaked napkins and the occasional parking validation. This steak doesn’t just lie there — it lounges, daring you to ask, “Is it medium-rare, or just emotionally unavailable?”

Perfect for urban carnivores, ironic foodies, or anyone who’s ever said, “I love steak, but I wish it were flammable.”

Sizzle-free. Smugly stylish.
All bite, no chew.