Papier Mâché Portobello Mushroom

9" x 4"

Handcrafted Papier Mâché Portobello Mushroom.

Oversized Papier-Mâché Portobello Mushroom
“One Fungus to Rule Them All — In Paper We Trust”

Introducing the oversized handmade papier-mâché portobello mushroom — a gloriously exaggerated toadstool of taste and tactlessness, plucked not from a forest floor but from the fertile compost of artistic ambition and misplaced seriousness.

Standing proudly with a cap the size of a dinner plate and the drama of an opera diva, this mushroom is sculpted from abandoned field trip forms, pizza flyers, and a few existential questions, then painted in rich umami browns and earthy tans with lovingly detailed gills that whisper, “I contain multitudes, and possibly glitter.”

Perfect for faux-foraging enthusiasts, kitchen décor rebels, or anyone who’s ever asked, “What if this mushroom were three times too big and entirely inedible?”

Rootless. Spore-free.
And far too fabulous to sauté.