Papier Mâché Tri-Tip Steak

11 1/2" x 7 1/2"

Handcrafted papier mâché Tri-Tip Steak.

Papier-Mâché Tri-Tip Steak
“The Art of the Triangle, Rarely Attempted in Paper”

Introducing the handmade papier-mâché Tri-Tip steak — the rebellious cousin of the beef family, reimagined in recycled elegance and unapologetic geometry. Shaped like a wedge of delicious mystery and painted in smoky reds and seared browns, this pointy little masterpiece whispers: “I’m not a common cut, I’m a conversation starter.”

Crafted from retired parking tickets, passive-aggressive notes, and origami that gave up halfway through, this Tri-Tip flaunts its fibrous confidence and impossible-to-chew charm with pride. It's got the boldness of barbecue and the fragility of paper dreams — a grill-master’s muse turned sculptor’s side quest.

Ideal for the pitmaster who ran out of propane but not imagination, or the vegetarian who enjoys steak-shaped statements with none of the ethical baggage.

Sliced against the grain of reality.
Served with a side of surrealism.